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超级无厘头的搞笑的话，幽默风趣，忍不住收藏！

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请到银河去偷星星，作为我宇宙飞船的燃料。
Please go to the Milky Way to steal stars as fuel for my spaceship
请注意你周围的食物。我可能不小心死了。
Please pay attention to the food around you I may have died accidentally

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幸福是在明亮的太阳里，遇到比太阳亮百倍的你。
Happiness is meeting you in the bright sun, one hundred times brighter than the sun
易怒的女孩为了男孩默默地温柔。
Irritable girls are gentle silently for boys

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我以为我手段娴熟，天衣无缝，没想到她真的爱我。
I thought I was skilled and flawless, but I didn't think she really loved me
你好，我有新的恋爱订单，请马上检查
Hello, I have a new love order, please check it immediately

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选书读；人择交往；选词听；择地排队。
Select books to read; Human selection; Choose words and listen; Choose the place to line up
门外没有南北之路，人类就不要分开担心。
There is no north-south road outside the door, so human beings should not worry separately

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兜风重逢才是浪漫的开始。
A joyride is the beginning of romance
当你打开自己的窗户，世界就会向你走来
When you open your window, the world will come to you

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在微博上，看着别人写的文字，寻找自己的内心被迷惑了。
On the Weibo, looking at other people's writing, looking for my own heart is confused
我已经是宇宙了。那个星星是什么？
I'm already the universe What is that star?