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最近在小学生中有一套丛书特别风靡，那就是半小时漫画系列丛书。
而风靡的原因，正是因为其幽默风趣的文字风格。
当然这种幽默算不上阳春白雪，但对于小编这种俗人，却是非常受用。
举个例子（以下内容包含小编的添油加醋）：
贺知章大家都晓得撒！
中年时奉昭回乡，写下了千古绝唱《咏柳》；
老年时辞官回乡，又写下了另一首知名的《回乡偶书其一》；
纵观其八十多年的人生，也就这两首诗传诵度特别高，且都与他家乡有关；

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且都非常适合学前班小朋友。

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在初唐时期，贺知章与张若虚，张旭，包融并称“吴中四士” ，也称“吴中F4” 。

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张旭是草书大咖，跟其他三位的领域稍有不同，暂且不提。
而张若虚是何等人物？他的《春江花月夜》被人们冠以“孤篇盖全唐”的美誉。

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而包融也是当时有名的文学大才子。
这两位的光芒太过耀眼，导致贺知章在初唐时期只能做一个实力派配角。
但人家活得久啊， 85岁放在现今也算高龄了，于是“四明狂客”贺知章凭借着自己的长寿硬生生熬死了另外两位大神， C位出道。从此

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贺知章的人生告诉我们一个道理：

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好了，中文段子讲完了，再来看几个英文段子。
1. Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day):
I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.

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2. A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughed and said: An English girl !!!
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport
and asked: So honey, how was the trip?
The wife: Very good, thank you.
The husband: And, what happened to my present?
The wife: Which present?
The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months
to see if it’s a girl !!!
3. A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked（裸露的） woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, “ What are you waiting for? " The husband replies, “ autumn. "

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4. A couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence. Not a word was said to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither wanted to concede his position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules(骡子) and pigs, the wife sarcastically（讽刺地，挖苦地） asked, "Relatives of yours? " "Yep, " the husband replied, "in-laws ".
小编个人拙见，这英文段子你要get到它的笑点，脑子须得转一到两个弯才行。所以你get到了么？
英文段子翻译：
1. 妻子对整天看报纸的丈夫说：我要是报纸就好了，那样就可以整天你在手里了。
丈夫：我也希望如此啊，那样我就可以每天换一个老婆了。
2. 一位女士要去英国参加两周的培训，她老公送她到机场并祝她旅途愉快。
妻子：谢谢亲爱的，你想我给你带什么礼物回来呢？
丈夫：一个英国女孩！
妻子没有说话转身离开。
两周后，丈夫去机场接妻子：旅途怎样？
妻子：非常棒，谢谢亲爱的。
丈夫：那么我的礼物呢？